look at this precious baby. hes so sweet and soft and i want to kiss his cute little face. a pure ray of sunshine.
dont ever change baby you are a diamond
[bonus: look at how relieved he is. he worked so hard. check out those battle wounds]
Babies are weird. I don’t like that they cry a lot. I cry a lot and I can’t have that kind of competition in my life right now.
I do this to my son and it works lol
Reblog to save a parent
Reblog to save a concerned uncle who has no idea what the hell they are doing. (E.g. Me)
The fucking song and the hysterically thrown pillow that misses by ten feet and the prolonged scream and then it just runs out of cord and anticlimactically tips over I’m deceased.
